Mr. $wampAss

Meanwhile in Grubonia, a new face arrives. A man from West Virginia, USA ventures out of his own country to visit Chechnya. Due to the arrival of The Skunk Box, the hillbilly’s pickup truck collided with it, sending him to Grubonia with no way back. He seeks shelter in The Forests of Funk, a large mass of land located in The Tuna Theater of Grubonia. There were four theaters of Grubonia. The BFR theater consisted of Frog Plains, The BFR, Grubonian China and Mongolia, and the Badlands. The Tuna Theater was mostly The Sea of Dead Tuna and a series of small and large islands. There was The Hog Theater, an almost lawless part of Grubonia where hogs lived a very primal and brutal life. Last but not least, The Snail Theater was a life of luxury and progress. Industrial machinery swarmed their giant piece of land and are most famous for building the famous Snail Choo Chooing Railroad. Mr. $wampAss discovered the railroad while living amongst the ghouls of The Forests of Funk for four years, evolving into a cyclops later on. As $wampAss traveled the land by train, he obtained a rice hat that would soon be one of his famous artifacts. Mr. $wampAss soon became a very heavy-set man after consuming nothing but urine leaves aboard a snail train. He stood 10 feet tall and spoke with a thick Southern accent, but what made him most memorable was his devious plan to destroy Grubonia! After a long thought process and learning everything he could about the world of Grubonia, he performed a ritual to The Fly Trap of Quagmire, summoning him in The Badlands. When Mr. $wampAss presented his plan to The Fly Trap, a small blue and white snake with boney arms and a flute gushed out from The Fly Trap’s mouth. This was an ancient tool of pure evil known as The Jew Serpent. The possession of such abominable curses gave an individual the power to crumble anything into debris and summon and control whom they pleased. Mr. $wampAss seeked revenge on Bug Kid and Toad Grease for banishing him to this godforsaken place, so his first step was to summon a great horde of Mongolian warriors of the army of Chinggis Khan from Earth. This was the start of a horrific war known as The Great $wampAss War, which nearly destroyed the entirety of The BFR Theater of Grubonia and quite possibly the entire grubonian world if he wasn’t stopped.